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CandyCapitan Mexico
Charles
Chip the Chippy Chipmunk
Clockface
Colon Mockery
Cowboy
Cpt. Snappy Britches 'n L
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HandsonM
MacDoug, the Stick Bug P.I.Mai Hand
Mars, Phoebe, and Deek
Matt Cooper
Melt-O
Monsieur Yeti
Muhammad
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Reginald Monterey Houndstooth IIIRichard "Iron Dick" Nixon, P.I.
Richard Rooster
Rick Brilloface
Roy, the Shitvincible
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VasiliiEntrants, 2022
2Lit
by k-man
Legal name: Chadwick Kyle Easton
Age: 22
Pronouns: king/GOAT
Ethnicity: how dare u
Hobbies: spitting bars (rhymes), snorting bars (xanax), drinking in bars (bars)
On: God
Despite having limitless confidence, this Gen Z SoundCloud rapper's delicate sensibilities leave him easily triggered. He is quick to drop rhymes to mask his garden variety anxiety.
The necklace he sports because, and I quote, "it's an upside-down star just like him", is actually an extremely powerful talisman bearing the Satanic pentagram. This will be important later.
Age: 22
Pronouns: king/GOAT
Ethnicity: how dare u
Hobbies: spitting bars (rhymes), snorting bars (xanax), drinking in bars (bars)
On: God
Despite having limitless confidence, this Gen Z SoundCloud rapper's delicate sensibilities leave him easily triggered. He is quick to drop rhymes to mask his garden variety anxiety.
The necklace he sports because, and I quote, "it's an upside-down star just like him", is actually an extremely powerful talisman bearing the Satanic pentagram. This will be important later.
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Colon Mockery
by tyler_legrand
Fed-Up-Girl
by soraka
Frank the Hot Dog Clown
by ben
this is frank. he is a hot dog clown
he is NOT the result of a freak accident. he was born this way (a hot dog) and chose this life (a clown). in fact, he resents the accusation
he is NOT the result of a freak accident. he was born this way (a hot dog) and chose this life (a clown). in fact, he resents the accusation
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The Gaylien
by risbolla
he is a leatherman from outer space who rides a flying sausage, embodiment of every scathing gay stereotype u can think of, not mammal but does have nipples which are always exposed, i set this character up for a single joke about anal probing before i am voted out, if i am not voted out i will not have another joke
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Handson
by becky
this is handson, he is a neurotic fox man born with large hands for reasons unknown, but it's probably cancer. he loves the environment and hates rude people. he lives in an abstract world.
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MacDoug, the Stick Bug P.I.
by relaps
A master of disguise and a proclivity for snooping, this sleuthing insect often gets into trouble. He can blend into the background effortlessly, and will learn all your secrets if he's around long enough.
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Melt-O
by shitman
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Entrants, 2015
Balloon
by risbolla
of course u are correct in guessing ! it is baloon.........my favorite balloon facts which i will share with you
balloon has in credible force and vitality and can make lift (aka known as boyancy) of many thousand of pounds and even more kilo grammes
the behavior of balloon is poorly understanded and reports vary wildly ! ppl how have not seen a balloon in there lifes often think that the ballon is just a myth
burner unit in stalled so u will never get cold even on extreme attitudes AND it emits carbon dioxide (a compound essential for plant life) at the same time
experts still argue about it how ever the most common hypothesis that around 40% of researchers agree on is that the balloon is a air/fire type (hotly debated)
destroying all known law of nature balloon can rise in to the air mysteriously and reach incredible heights such as 50 000 foot/meters
some how this simple assembly of wicker basket and nylon can under stand what direction the wind is blowing and follow it baffling scientists
i stopped dreaming at nights many years ago and my government mandated physician doesnt know why but one of my lasts dreams i rode a balloon
from a distance the ballon will look small ? how ever when it gets closer to melee range it is even bigger than a typical elephant
alot of famous ppl have been abducted by balloon such as like for example george w bush ! antonio villas boas ! hideous kojima ! and the rapper gangnam style
some excellent jokes about balloons: they are similar to ppl i disagree with because they are full of hot air. un like me. i dont boast and my air is room temperature
a small two person balloon assembly will usually cost 20000$ how ever ppl living in extreme poverty may enjoy a ride on a balloon for so little as 100$
when treatened balloon can emit sand bags that in ordinary balloon life cycle act as power limiters and when the balloon gets rid of them it become even more power full
the U.S. states army has spent billions of dollars to develop a heat seeking missile that the balloon can not veer off its course ! how ever no success so far
even tough the balloon has astonished humans for thousands of years (most earliest fossil record: 50 million year before Christ era) not alot is known about them
consisting of a rectangle and a circle when looked at in a 2d plane the balloon is famously easy to draw if u need to draw it in alot of panels and color it also
balloon has in credible force and vitality and can make lift (aka known as boyancy) of many thousand of pounds and even more kilo grammes
the behavior of balloon is poorly understanded and reports vary wildly ! ppl how have not seen a balloon in there lifes often think that the ballon is just a myth
burner unit in stalled so u will never get cold even on extreme attitudes AND it emits carbon dioxide (a compound essential for plant life) at the same time
experts still argue about it how ever the most common hypothesis that around 40% of researchers agree on is that the balloon is a air/fire type (hotly debated)
destroying all known law of nature balloon can rise in to the air mysteriously and reach incredible heights such as 50 000 foot/meters
some how this simple assembly of wicker basket and nylon can under stand what direction the wind is blowing and follow it baffling scientists
i stopped dreaming at nights many years ago and my government mandated physician doesnt know why but one of my lasts dreams i rode a balloon
from a distance the ballon will look small ? how ever when it gets closer to melee range it is even bigger than a typical elephant
alot of famous ppl have been abducted by balloon such as like for example george w bush ! antonio villas boas ! hideous kojima ! and the rapper gangnam style
some excellent jokes about balloons: they are similar to ppl i disagree with because they are full of hot air. un like me. i dont boast and my air is room temperature
a small two person balloon assembly will usually cost 20000$ how ever ppl living in extreme poverty may enjoy a ride on a balloon for so little as 100$
when treatened balloon can emit sand bags that in ordinary balloon life cycle act as power limiters and when the balloon gets rid of them it become even more power full
the U.S. states army has spent billions of dollars to develop a heat seeking missile that the balloon can not veer off its course ! how ever no success so far
even tough the balloon has astonished humans for thousands of years (most earliest fossil record: 50 million year before Christ era) not alot is known about them
consisting of a rectangle and a circle when looked at in a 2d plane the balloon is famously easy to draw if u need to draw it in alot of panels and color it also
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Geminus
by k-man
(Pronounced like 'penis', but with other letters and a different pronounciation)
While the world was distracted with electronic screens, global political turmoil and Ariana Grande, behind the ethereal scenes a deal was struck between The God and The Devil... They agreed on a mutual "merger" -- their respective essences would manifest as an angel and a demon, both inhabiting a single mortal vessel.
Meet our new frienemy, Geminus: the calm, loving & moral empath who is also an aggresive, murderous & immoral sociopath. He will nurture your spirit and guide you to a better path in life, right before he fucks your father in front of you just to shame your mother.
His weaknesses, motivation and genital anatomy are relatively unknown at this time. Is he here to save the world? Or is he here to wipe the civilizational slate clean and destroy it (which would also save the world)? Will his good side or evil side ultimately triumph? Is he even a he? What is love?*+^
Find out, along with his creator who is winging the hell out of this at SPAME COMIC TOURNAMENT 2019
* - baby dont hurt me
+ - dont hurt me
^ - no more
While the world was distracted with electronic screens, global political turmoil and Ariana Grande, behind the ethereal scenes a deal was struck between The God and The Devil... They agreed on a mutual "merger" -- their respective essences would manifest as an angel and a demon, both inhabiting a single mortal vessel.
Meet our new frienemy, Geminus: the calm, loving & moral empath who is also an aggresive, murderous & immoral sociopath. He will nurture your spirit and guide you to a better path in life, right before he fucks your father in front of you just to shame your mother.
His weaknesses, motivation and genital anatomy are relatively unknown at this time. Is he here to save the world? Or is he here to wipe the civilizational slate clean and destroy it (which would also save the world)? Will his good side or evil side ultimately triumph? Is he even a he? What is love?*+^
Find out, along with his creator who is winging the hell out of this at SPAME COMIC TOURNAMENT 2019
* - baby dont hurt me
+ - dont hurt me
^ - no more
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Rat w/ a Gun
by ben
desc: rat
powers: gun
FAQ:
Q: how did RAT get A GUN?
A: unknown
Q: what does RAT w. A GUN want?
A: unknown, but possibly: cheese, food pellets
Q: what does RAT w. A GUN do?
A: rat stuff
Q: does RAT even know how to use A GUN
A: thats for him to know and you to find out
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FAQ:
Q: how did RAT get A GUN?
A: unknown
Q: what does RAT w. A GUN want?
A: unknown, but possibly: cheese, food pellets
Q: what does RAT w. A GUN do?
A: rat stuff
Q: does RAT even know how to use A GUN
A: thats for him to know and you to find out
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Entrants, 2015
Ahura Mazda
by risbolla
ITS THE YEAR 1999X !!! DOOM-MONOLITHS DOT THE SKYLINE EVERYWHERE IN THIS DOGGY DOG WORLD,,,,, ITS BEEN OVER 5000 YEARS [DISPUTED] SINCE THE 4TH COMING OF JESUS SHIDAPU N THE WORLD IS MESSED UP AS HECK SINCE THE CYBER AZTECHS RETURNED FROM THE OVERWORLD TO OPRESS THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF NEW GAIA,,,,, ONLY THE SACRED ORDER OF JUVENILE DELINQUENTS KNOWN ONLY AS ''CHILDREN OF V.A.N.A.R.C.H.Y.'' CAN PROTECT THE COMMON PPL FROM THE THREAT OF INVADERZ,,,, ITS ALL REALLY DANGEROUS STUFF
AHURA MAZDA IS A 16 YEAR OLD JUNIOR JUVENILE DELINQUENT OFFICER FROM THE RURAL CONTINENT OF NEO-EURASIA V1.337 WHO HAS ONLY RECENTLY BEEN INITIATED IN THE SACRED ORDER OF V.A.N.A.R.C.H.Y.,,,,, HIS A MASTER MARKSMAN WHO CAN FIRE A WARPBLASTER WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY FROM OVER 500 ZEN-CANA AWAY ((ZEN-CANA IS THE STANDARD UNIT OF LENGTH IN THE FUTURE)) AND ALSO PRACTICES FUSEINA SUTAIRU KEPESHU (("ILLEGAL STYLE KHOPESH")) USING A TRADITIONAL PROTO-IGYPTIAN FARMING IMPLEMENT AS HIS BLADE
STRENGTH;,,,,,,,,MORE THAN A P.E. COACH
TOUGHNESS;,,,,,,CAN GET RUN OVER BY A BIKE WITHOUT INJURY
AGILITY;,,,,,,,,,,,SPEED DEMON
TEAMWORK;,,,,,,,DOESNT WORK GOOD WITH OTHER PPL
SKILLZ;,,,,,,,,,,,,,S-RANK MINOR
LIKES;,,,,SKIPPING CLASS,,,,FIGHTING AZTEACHERS,,,,,VANDALIZING PUBLIC PROPERTY,,,,HIS GF EOWYN
DISLIKS;,,,,,,,HOMEWORK,,,,HIS DAD,,,,,THE NEW WORLD ORDER,,,,,,PDAS,,,,,AUTHORITY FIGURES
editor's note: Ahura Mazda's submission art has since been lost
AHURA MAZDA IS A 16 YEAR OLD JUNIOR JUVENILE DELINQUENT OFFICER FROM THE RURAL CONTINENT OF NEO-EURASIA V1.337 WHO HAS ONLY RECENTLY BEEN INITIATED IN THE SACRED ORDER OF V.A.N.A.R.C.H.Y.,,,,, HIS A MASTER MARKSMAN WHO CAN FIRE A WARPBLASTER WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY FROM OVER 500 ZEN-CANA AWAY ((ZEN-CANA IS THE STANDARD UNIT OF LENGTH IN THE FUTURE)) AND ALSO PRACTICES FUSEINA SUTAIRU KEPESHU (("ILLEGAL STYLE KHOPESH")) USING A TRADITIONAL PROTO-IGYPTIAN FARMING IMPLEMENT AS HIS BLADE
STRENGTH;,,,,,,,,MORE THAN A P.E. COACH
TOUGHNESS;,,,,,,CAN GET RUN OVER BY A BIKE WITHOUT INJURY
AGILITY;,,,,,,,,,,,SPEED DEMON
TEAMWORK;,,,,,,,DOESNT WORK GOOD WITH OTHER PPL
SKILLZ;,,,,,,,,,,,,,S-RANK MINOR
LIKES;,,,,SKIPPING CLASS,,,,FIGHTING AZTEACHERS,,,,,VANDALIZING PUBLIC PROPERTY,,,,HIS GF EOWYN
DISLIKS;,,,,,,,HOMEWORK,,,,HIS DAD,,,,,THE NEW WORLD ORDER,,,,,,PDAS,,,,,AUTHORITY FIGURES
editor's note: Ahura Mazda's submission art has since been lost
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Archmage Mimic
by inseln
Presenting Archmage Mimic. He's not really an Archmage; just like everything else a Mimic Octopus does and wants to be the title is a lie. Especially his sex life. Especially.
Archmage Mimic just as some really shitty magic powers;
Making you itchy behind your left ear.
Telepathy but only thoughts from his mind into everyone elses in a 100m radius.
Floating. Kinda. He sinks sometimes. It has absolutely nothing to do with his diet, he swears.
Approximate knowledge of magic rituals that always seem to end up with a 10 tonne yacht with no bottom and three dead strippers.
Water puns. They get reely bad.
Summoning bongo drums a tea. Except the tea has no container so it just sorta falls on the floor. Both are always summoned together at the exact same time.
A love of cats and a slight allergy to them.
Archmage Mimic just as some really shitty magic powers;
Making you itchy behind your left ear.
Telepathy but only thoughts from his mind into everyone elses in a 100m radius.
Floating. Kinda. He sinks sometimes. It has absolutely nothing to do with his diet, he swears.
Approximate knowledge of magic rituals that always seem to end up with a 10 tonne yacht with no bottom and three dead strippers.
Water puns. They get reely bad.
Summoning bongo drums a tea. Except the tea has no container so it just sorta falls on the floor. Both are always summoned together at the exact same time.
A love of cats and a slight allergy to them.
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Candy
by jusskah
This is Candy. She's a single mum who's stripping to put herself through med school. She's made some poor life choices, but haven't we all?
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Capitan Mexico
by coliflower
In the late 2000s, as a relative peace began to pervade on the North American continent, the Mexican government had technology shared with them by the Americans, including military advancements.
With only limited funding and skilled personnel, they ended up only attempting to recreate weaponry from the 30s and 40s or earlier, stumbling upon an old experimental serum that gave America one of its greatest heroes - Captain America.
In an effort to gain such an asset for themselves, the government poured hundreds of pesos into the program, selecting the unlikely 35 year old Juan Altavista as their subject. When it came time to turn the lights down and inject the serum, he changed.
Lacking the expertise of the Americans, Captain Mexico was slightly less powerful than his white red and blue counterpart, but he was the masked hero that the country needed. Armed with his supersuit and steel sombrero, the people's hero, Capitan Mexico, became a figure that inspired the masses.
With only limited funding and skilled personnel, they ended up only attempting to recreate weaponry from the 30s and 40s or earlier, stumbling upon an old experimental serum that gave America one of its greatest heroes - Captain America.
In an effort to gain such an asset for themselves, the government poured hundreds of pesos into the program, selecting the unlikely 35 year old Juan Altavista as their subject. When it came time to turn the lights down and inject the serum, he changed.
Lacking the expertise of the Americans, Captain Mexico was slightly less powerful than his white red and blue counterpart, but he was the masked hero that the country needed. Armed with his supersuit and steel sombrero, the people's hero, Capitan Mexico, became a figure that inspired the masses.
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Donut Steel
by shootan
- He is an original character that can move by spinning really really fast, while also being made of the hardest metal known to man with a steel casing
- He he likes chiliburgers
- He enjoys using his name as puns
- He he likes chiliburgers
- He enjoys using his name as puns
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Dunno Duck
by urser
introducing DUNNO DUCK
he shrugs constantly because he DOESNT KNOW!!!
HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING!!! DUNNO DUCK!!!!
he shrugs constantly because he DOESNT KNOW!!!
HE DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING!!! DUNNO DUCK!!!!
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Julio, the Time-Traveling Mexican
by k-man
In the year 2051, time travel is a widespread reality. The world's most sophisticated quantum mechanics labs are located in underground Mexico. Enter our hero Julio, the world's first recipient of the TD-Chip Implant (Temporal Displacement), which allows it's host to travel any direction in time simply by thinking it. Unfortunately, being the first chip of its kind, it began malfunctioning shortly after its first use. Ever since then, Julio has been randomly jumping through time at unexpected intervals, taking anyone or anything he is touching with him. A mild-mannered and humble hombre, he has been making the best of an unfortunate situation and uses his time travel abilities to comb history in search of work. The pockets of his baggy corduroys contain a seemingly endless inventory. His English is not very good... or so you think!
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Ken Trucky
by relaps
Ken is a champion long-distance hauler of goods and the not-so-goods, shipping state-wide, country-wide, and international. His 18 Wheeler "Queer Steer" is a custom machine built to perform nigh-indefinitely. He's a world traveler, exposed to many cultures which he never cared to understand or tolerate.
Likes: Tobacco, Drugs, Energy Drinks, Burgers, Intimate CB Radio
Dislikes: Other People, Stopping
Powers: Strength/Appetite varies on drugs taken. Never sleeps.
Likes: Tobacco, Drugs, Energy Drinks, Burgers, Intimate CB Radio
Dislikes: Other People, Stopping
Powers: Strength/Appetite varies on drugs taken. Never sleeps.
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Kim Jong-un
by alienator
Kim Jong-un, the Eternal Leader of the Free People of North Korea.
Likes: to eat right away when he's hungry, pizza, basketball, video games, rockets.
Dislikes: too many to mention! Vegetables, Seth Rogen, etc.
Likes: to eat right away when he's hungry, pizza, basketball, video games, rockets.
Dislikes: too many to mention! Vegetables, Seth Rogen, etc.
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Muhammad
by tyler_legrand
Name: Abu al-Qasim Mu?ammad ibn ?Abd Allah ibn ?Abd al-Mu??alib ibn Hashim
Backstory: It's fucking Muhammad waddaya want me to say
Backstory: It's fucking Muhammad waddaya want me to say
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Reginald Monterey Houndstooth III
by matterialize
His name is Reginald Monterey Houndstooth III. He's an officer of the law, proper gentleman, and practitioner of the ancient art of Man Fu.
Age: 41
Natty level: 100%
Moustache: splendid
Age: 41
Natty level: 100%
Moustache: splendid
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Roy, the Shitvincible
by jonc
This is Roy and his Colostomy Bag of Invincibility. When the bag is full, he removes it from his side and proceeds to pour the contents of said bag all over himself, rendering him nearly invincible(except bullets) mainly due to the fact no one wants to get near him and/or touch him. It also helps that he's pretty ripped and has a big bulge too.
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Sank Heghor
by ben
likes: chili dogs
dislikes: mistaken identities
identifiable qualities: sleek red shoes, pointed spiked head & abdomen, winning smile, blue eyes (NOT green!!)
powers: super speed, high IQ (for his age (15 yrs)), grade A smarm
dislikes: mistaken identities
identifiable qualities: sleek red shoes, pointed spiked head & abdomen, winning smile, blue eyes (NOT green!!)
powers: super speed, high IQ (for his age (15 yrs)), grade A smarm
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Undead Bill Shakespeare
by plum
Vasilii
by imtka
His name is Vasilii. Penguin from the Moscow Zoo. Nobody knows how he can talk and why.
Likes to drink, usually to forget the fall of the Russian ruble. Wears a stolen scarf to feel civilised.
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Entrants, 2012
Butcher Bear
by anarchyv
Butcher Bear is a radioactive ex care bear. He got kicked out cause the other care bears disapproved of his methods when dealing with bad guys. His symbol was destroyed ( you know the little thing they do there beams with :/) and he ended up in a gamma radiation storm when thrown off of their little world of fluff and goodness. Butcher has a real temper and the still believes he is a care bear so he tries to "help" people all the time (it never ends well).
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Clockface
by fruitality
Cpt. Snappy Britches 'n L
by zebbs
An adventuring, milkshake-loving duo that some may recognize. L acquired a mysterious weapon which he found can turn anything into a cat, or cover it with custard. Attempting to hack into an evil underground database he fired his weapon at it and thus, Captain snappy britches was born.
CSB has a vast amount of knowledge at his disposal including the secrets of looking super adorable! L. is great at covering stuff with custard, but is that all his enigmatic weapon can do? Probably!
CSB has a vast amount of knowledge at his disposal including the secrets of looking super adorable! L. is great at covering stuff with custard, but is that all his enigmatic weapon can do? Probably!
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Dahl
by hats of!
An anthropomorphic fox named Dahl. A former plasterer who lost his job during the recent global recession. Currently homeless and addicted to various substances, including coffee, sleeping pills, tobacco, and expensive alcohol.
Dahl is paranoid, frantic, neurotic, anxious and mildly depressed. Suffers from occasional delusions and hallucinations.
Dahl is paranoid, frantic, neurotic, anxious and mildly depressed. Suffers from occasional delusions and hallucinations.
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Doovoo
by musicalidiot
Dorian Cross
by relaps
Dorian is the Vice President of The Company, a multi-billion dollar conglomerate of multiple medias and businesses, and a relatively evil man. He also possesses telekinetic and psi-powered abilities (like a green lantern but much more limited), labeling himself as a Psicotic. He wears stylish business attire with a relaxed look and loves curry.
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Dreamcatcher
by beep
His name is Dreamcatcher, he is the guy that comes around and takes people's dreams which is why you never remember your dreams. He leaves the weird ones because shit man he those are fucked up and they will remind you to get some therapy.
Does illusions and mind-screwy stuff. The opening in the net can change size as the situation arises. Big fish, big net. He likes what he does, doesn't really bother about much else, likes the idea of something different to do other than collecting people's freaky subconscious farts.
Does illusions and mind-screwy stuff. The opening in the net can change size as the situation arises. Big fish, big net. He likes what he does, doesn't really bother about much else, likes the idea of something different to do other than collecting people's freaky subconscious farts.
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Eliot Spinner
by godwin3
Eliot Spinner is a hyperactive freelance scientist. He's overly curious of anything he sees as interesting, that he has to take it apart or make random experiments on it, causing destruction everywhere.
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Fantome
by tyler_legrand
The Fantôme. Origins unknown. She died around 4000 BC. She tries to keep up with the latest hairstyles, which is why she doesn't look like an Egyptian or whoever. She can't talk but she can sing, albeit eerily.
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Richard "Iron Dick" Nixon, P.I.
by hells belvin
This is Richard "Iron Dick" Dixon, P.I.
After he was forced to resign Presidency of a larger country, Dixon had nowhere to go. Stranded without any money, he decided to do what he does best: Snooping around.
He would do anything to solve a case; break into houses through the backdoor, stick his nose where it does not belong, even violence.
Although he is no longer President, his fight against his arch-enemies, Communism and the law, continues.
After he was forced to resign Presidency of a larger country, Dixon had nowhere to go. Stranded without any money, he decided to do what he does best: Snooping around.
He would do anything to solve a case; break into houses through the backdoor, stick his nose where it does not belong, even violence.
Although he is no longer President, his fight against his arch-enemies, Communism and the law, continues.
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Richard Rooster
by arielcz
Sexy Pineapple
by urser
Her name is Sexy Pineapple. She's a sexy pineapple. She seduces people and then stabs them with her stilletos.
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The Siren
by inseln
I present to you, The Siren. She's a boobalicious evil babe with a liquid form that can shift to anything and grow any extra amount of limbs as long as there's a water source nearby that she can siphon off. She doesn't kill for any other reason than she goddamned wants to, and it's fun. She currently has her hands on her hips but you can't see that as they kind of merged into her hips. Fucking water.
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Sprinkles
by explodingcheese
Stokoe the Runaway King
by soul
From the time he was a child he was raised to become one of the kings of King City but he realized sharing power with a bunch of grumpy old people is lame and decided to run away to join a motorcycle gang instead.
The gems in his crown grant him special abilities. I wonder what they'll be!
The gems in his crown grant him special abilities. I wonder what they'll be!
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Taitosis Boy
by goodatcounting
He's a boy infected with taitosis, a rare disease that makes his arms fall off and causes extreme insanity and violence (his vocabulary consists of mainly "tai's" and "Toh's".) Taitosis is transmittable by bite.
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Tino Tuff
by cracker
Tino Tuff, bassist and only member of his hardcore punk band. Likes to shout all the time and swing his bass around.
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Wizard Man
by risbolla
failing a searcg check a adventurer of guido heritage soon find themself no longer in the forgotten realms but in planet earth ! in there own plane a pitiful adventurer how can only cast level 5 arcane spell they are superhumen in earth n thats how wizardman begins
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Entrants, 2010
Alcohol Man
by inseln
Amerimask
by relaps
Name: Amerimask
Age: 30
Profession: Wrestler/Brawler/Washed-up Hero
After his defeat in a previous tournament, he took a break from freelance superheroism and returned to wrestling. After achieving the Heavyweight Champion Title, his publicity soared.
However, his agent signed a wrong document, and now he's part of this tournament, opposed to the Freemont Free-For-All Wrestling Tournament.
Age: 30
Profession: Wrestler/Brawler/Washed-up Hero
After his defeat in a previous tournament, he took a break from freelance superheroism and returned to wrestling. After achieving the Heavyweight Champion Title, his publicity soared.
However, his agent signed a wrong document, and now he's part of this tournament, opposed to the Freemont Free-For-All Wrestling Tournament.
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Beakcelsior the Exterminatrix
by mr. crow
"Turdbird"
Forged from feathers and bone, Turdbird is the fearsome evolution of dinosaurkind. He crushes nuts in his powerful mandibles! He perches on branches of despair! He poops on highly shiny convertibles!
Where is he from? The nest. Where is he going? Your mom's house. Powers include flapping and pecking. And laser beams.
There seems to be something strange about this fowl-mouthed contender, though...
Forged from feathers and bone, Turdbird is the fearsome evolution of dinosaurkind. He crushes nuts in his powerful mandibles! He perches on branches of despair! He poops on highly shiny convertibles!
Where is he from? The nest. Where is he going? Your mom's house. Powers include flapping and pecking. And laser beams.
There seems to be something strange about this fowl-mouthed contender, though...
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Blackula
by ibrow
by imaginary
Charles
by fruitality
Chip the Chippy Chipmunk
by decky
A cheerful little chipmunk, who keeps a postive outlook on life, despite the odds.
Life was never easy for poor Chip, he's spent years battling his crippling gambling addiction and hypersexuality but he's ever the optimist.
He lost his tail as a result of failing to pay off a debt he owed after losing a poker game.
His greatest strength is his unwavering entusiasm and optimism, however, give the poor bastard money for food and he'll skitter to the nearest whorehouse and piss it all away on the tables and five dollar asian prostitutes.
Life was never easy for poor Chip, he's spent years battling his crippling gambling addiction and hypersexuality but he's ever the optimist.
He lost his tail as a result of failing to pay off a debt he owed after losing a poker game.
His greatest strength is his unwavering entusiasm and optimism, however, give the poor bastard money for food and he'll skitter to the nearest whorehouse and piss it all away on the tables and five dollar asian prostitutes.
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Cowboy
by mustache
Dew
by musicalidiot
Name: Dew
Occupation: Painter
Bio: A little dewdrop that loves to paint. Fears dry weather and electricity.
Occupation: Painter
Bio: A little dewdrop that loves to paint. Fears dry weather and electricity.
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Dominik
by jontheninja
Everything-Ever Man
by pika
Larry the Hobo
by arielcz
Loony Lenny
by dodger
So that's Loony Lenny, a paranoid schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder. And that's his other personality, Leonard. Leonard is a sadistic megalomaniac with a genius IQ, were it not for the fact that Lenny is the dominant personality and controls their body, Leonard would probably rule the world.
Other than Leonard's voice in his head and the increased physical strength found in most retards, Lenny has no real powers. He can let Leonard take control of his body, but doesn't like to because he knows that Leonard isn't exactly the most trustworthy or moral guy, and as crazy as he may be, Lenny does try to be a good guy.
Other than Leonard's voice in his head and the increased physical strength found in most retards, Lenny has no real powers. He can let Leonard take control of his body, but doesn't like to because he knows that Leonard isn't exactly the most trustworthy or moral guy, and as crazy as he may be, Lenny does try to be a good guy.
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Mai Hand
by thegodfather
Name: Mai Hand
A hand cut from a wizard. The soul of the wizard continued to possess the hand which was one day captured by science and reconfigured into a robotic wizard hand. Possessing the powers of foresight, lightning, ice and fire, coupled with the sniper round placed in the thumb, make this hand one bad ass mo fo.
A hand cut from a wizard. The soul of the wizard continued to possess the hand which was one day captured by science and reconfigured into a robotic wizard hand. Possessing the powers of foresight, lightning, ice and fire, coupled with the sniper round placed in the thumb, make this hand one bad ass mo fo.
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Mars, Phoebe, and Deek
by the_solipsist
I'm in. Meet Mars, Phoebe, and Deek. Despite the cold loneliness presented by being a planet in the void of space, and a very unspecial planet at that, Mars remains ever chipper in his attempt to, once again, harbor life. Phoebe is Mars once-asteroid satellite who has a phobia of flying into the sun. Deek is just pissed off, always, at his being stuck with these two "terrestriturds".
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Matt Cooper
by hats of!
He's a jazz fusion enthusiast.
So, Matt Cooper is a dog. He's kinda a half-beatnik and half-hippie. He likes, as previously stated, Jazz Fusion. He doesn't really have any powers, he's somewhat good at fighting, but he isn't brilliant, nor is he magical. He's just an average, if not slightly laid back, puppy.
So, Matt Cooper is a dog. He's kinda a half-beatnik and half-hippie. He likes, as previously stated, Jazz Fusion. He doesn't really have any powers, he's somewhat good at fighting, but he isn't brilliant, nor is he magical. He's just an average, if not slightly laid back, puppy.
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Monsieur Yeti
by lissa
Monsieur Yeti (yuh-TEE) is a French gorilla who is very cold. He is timid in nature, but is prone to bouts of rage and violent aggression when provoked. M. Yeti is fluent in his native language, and is somewhat familiar with English terms. He demonstrates immense physical strength, and is also known as a scholarly genius back in his homeland. In addition, he is able to generate a pile of snow wherever he may be to use as a personal arsenal in a variety of manners.
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Philip the Viking
by chips
Pokey the Cat
by exetra
Rick Brilloface
by scoped
Slick Punderson
by zebbs
Steve
by ox
Steve. He's a dragon from Glasgow. He can do dragony things like fly and breathe fire. He's generally quite ill-tempered and touchy about his little arms.
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Trucy
by happypalooza
Wilbur
by norik
This is Wilbur. He's some sort of goblin that's had half of his mouth sewn shut. He communicates through Dorris, the unfortunately named face growing out of his stomach. Dorris is an asshole, mostly because he has a girl's name.
Wilbur can also time travel by shooting energy out of his ears, and his arms are very stretchy but also unbreakable (sorry, Dodge- there will be no severing of arms for THIS character).
Back to top Wilbur can also time travel by shooting energy out of his ears, and his arms are very stretchy but also unbreakable (sorry, Dodge- there will be no severing of arms for THIS character).
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